the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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