Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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