hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
id be glad to
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The adults are the big ones right?
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