So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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