honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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