Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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