Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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