Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
