we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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