either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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