I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just want nice things and good sex
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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