I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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