he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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