Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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