dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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