I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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