what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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