Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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