I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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