Can Purell be used as lube?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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