I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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