3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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