Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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