How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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