holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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