what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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