u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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