absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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