I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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