Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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