Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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