so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
splinters make it hard to masturbate
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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