and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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