I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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