More tranny stories later!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Who died my cat blue again?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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