just tell him i said nine months
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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