**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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