I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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