Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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