Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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