I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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