I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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