ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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