windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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