New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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