Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.