I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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