At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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