i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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