In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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