dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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