So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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