ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just google imaged poop.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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