Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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