At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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