She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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